IT BE ÜBER
I had a hot tub party and we were out there for lots of time and it was fun but also cold because it was late in the morning and things were wet and there was dark and a scary man called jim who kept on going on about boobies and other things that were not too plesant and then he had some even scarier speedos that he would wave around and scare us with. he is a bad man. but my party was good but now there is a mess and it needs to be tidied but that means that we have to get up and do the tiding but then the bad man is gone now so we should be safe. I hope that we will be safe as being safe is good.
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padds uber hot tub party was cool, apart from i am now scared for lifeas the bad man (jim) came rushing out of the changing room (downstairs toliet) with just his very small speedos on (didnt they go out of fashiion ages ago?) and mrs buntings brother was standing in the kitchen trying to make a drink! Priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! One of them moments where you wish you had a camera. Then we stuck mr afros fro up like wayne static using padds uber hair gel (manga head!) and now he looks like the new umper lumper of the new charlie and the choc factory!!! BONG!
lmao, classic!
wasnt invited 🙁 love the new site btw.. miss you baby.