God Damn Bloody Arse Bandits!

How the hell can someone have the cheek to take the actual mirror part from my wing mirror! Out side of where i was staying! It’s a insult in the worst way. Yeah if they had smashed the mirror housing i would be pissed but this was just plain nasty and calculated. It was as if they planned to take that and only that. Some cheap skate Audi owner who got their own mirror owned, maybe they were crap at parking or something. Gits. Just happened to think “Hey i’m a dick, lets steal this guys mirror in the dark of the night so that i can save myself all of £10 for a new one.” Arse. What makes it worse is that i don’t really use that mirror much but on the way to work today I needed it loads. Scummy Bar Stewards. And when i got out of the car I could see this dirty great hole where it should have been. I bet it was a chav with his stupid shoes and crap hair, but wait, chavs are not inteligent enough to sneak around like that. It really annoys me that i actually cleaned them the night before. Arrrrrghhhhhh!!!!
I’m gonna start etching my mirrors or some shit. Thieving Scrotbag Pillock Snacthing Gonads